Mission: Throw out
forgotten orange juice container without triggering the alarm.
Procedure: As my
father and I watch this event unfold from the safe distance of the front step…
we smirk… silently observing the unique method of leopard crawl my brother has
adopted. Orange juice container in hand, he makes his way closer to the alarm
system, positioning himself just so, directly underneath the security box, its
red laser eye staring straight ahead. At this point, Ayrton decides that he
could attempt rolling the orange juice container to the other side of the
garage, potentially coming to a gentle stop beside the closed trash-bin.
Still hunched on his elbows and knees, with a flick of his
wrist… the orange juice container rolls about 60cm in front of him and then
takes a turn for the worst… and rolls underneath the parked car.
My father and I, still standing a distance away, desperately
try to contain our laughter while shouting out words of encouragement to Ayrton
who is now on his belly under the car, arm out stretched and very gently
rolling the orange juice container back out from the shadows.
Finally able to stand up straight, Ayrton begins to shimmy
his way along the garage walls, around the cars, towards the trash-bin. My
father and I can now only see the lid of the trash-bin slowly tilt open, an
orange juice container being wedged through the tiny gap, and then the lid
slowly close.
Now, I never said my father and I would be much help…
especially when it comes to military style training operations like this… and
we weren’t very much help when we suggested that Ayrton not go back the way he
came, but rather… make a run for it. It’s at this point that the soft beeping
coming from the alarm box signals that the mission should be aborted. The trash
has been taken out, but as Ayrton curls up into a ball, the siren sounds,
lights flash and the armed response unit pulls up outside. Mission accomplished,
but the getaway is an epic fail.
Status: GAME OVER.
